That story is as unputdownable to a taxi driver as to a university professor.

这个故事叫计程车司机和大学教授都爱不释手，津津乐读。

Would you call me a taxi?

请给我叫辆计程车好?

The guest got very drunk so they bundled him into a taxi and sent him home.

客人喝得酩酊大醉, 于是他们把他塞进辆计程车, 送他回家。

I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver.

我认为每个人都应大学，获得学，然后酒吧当六个月的侍者，再当六个月的计程车司机。

That story is as unputdownable to a taxi driver as to a university professor.

这个故事叫计程车司机和大学教授都爱不释手，津津乐读。

Would you call me a taxi?

请给我叫辆计程车好吗?

The guest got very drunk so they bundled him into a taxi and sent him home.

那位客人喝得酩酊大醉, 于是他们把他塞进辆计程车, 送他回家。

I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver.

我认为每个人都应该去上大学，获得学位，然后去酒吧当六个月的侍者，再当六个月的计程车司机。

That story is as unputdownable to a taxi driver as to a university professor.

这个故事叫司机和大教授都爱不释手，津津乐读。

Would you call me a taxi?

请给我叫辆好吗?

The guest got very drunk so they bundled him into a taxi and sent him home.

那位客人喝酩酊大醉, 于是他们把他塞进辆, 送他回家。

I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver.

我认为每个人都应该去上大，位，然后去酒吧当六个月的侍者，再当六个月的司机。

That story is as unputdownable to a taxi driver as to a university professor.

这个故事叫程车司机和大学教授都爱不释手，津津乐读。

Would you call me a taxi?

请给我叫程车好吗?

The guest got very drunk so they bundled him into a taxi and sent him home.

那位客人喝得酩酊大醉, 于是他们把他程车, 送他回家。

I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver.

我认为每个人都应该去上大学，获得学位，然后去酒吧当六个月的侍者，再当六个月的程车司机。

That story is as unputdownable to a taxi driver as to a university professor.

这个故事叫计程车司机和大学教授都爱不释手，津津乐读。

Would you call me a taxi?

请给我叫辆计程车好吗?

The guest got very drunk so they bundled him into a taxi and sent him home.

那位客人喝得酩酊大醉, 于是他们把他塞进辆计程车, 送他回家。

I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver.

我认为每个人都应该去上大学，获得学位，然后去酒吧当六个月的侍者，再当六个月的计程车司机。

That story is as unputdownable to a taxi driver as to a university professor.

个故事叫计程车司机和大学教授都爱不释手，津津乐读。

Would you call me a taxi?

请给我叫辆计程车好吗?

The guest got very drunk so they bundled him into a taxi and sent him home.

那位客人喝得酩酊大醉, 于是他们把他塞进辆计程车, 送他回家。

I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver.

我认为每个人都应该去上大学，获得学位，然后去酒吧当六个月的侍者，再当六个月的计程车司机。

That story is as unputdownable to a taxi driver as to a university professor.

个故事叫计程车司机和大学教授都爱不释手，津津乐读。

Would you call me a taxi?

请给我叫辆计程车好吗?

The guest got very drunk so they bundled him into a taxi and sent him home.

那位客人喝得酩酊大醉, 于是他们把他塞进辆计程车, 送他回家。

I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver.

我认为每个人都应该去上大学，获得学位，然后去酒吧当六个月的侍者，再当六个月的计程车司机。

That story is as unputdownable to a taxi driver as to a university professor.

这个故事叫计程车司机和大学教授都爱不释手，津津乐读。

Would you call me a taxi?

请给我叫辆计程车好吗?

The guest got very drunk so they bundled him into a taxi and sent him home.

那位客人喝得酩酊大醉, 们把塞进辆计程车, 送。

I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver.

我认为每个人都应该去上大学，获得学位，然后去酒吧当六个月的侍者，再当六个月的计程车司机。

That story is as unputdownable to a taxi driver as to a university professor.

个故事叫计程车司机和大学教授都爱不释手，津津乐读。

Would you call me a taxi?

请给我叫辆计程车好吗?

The guest got very drunk so they bundled him into a taxi and sent him home.

那位客人喝得酩酊大醉, 于是他们把他塞进辆计程车, 送他回家。

I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver.

我认为每个人都应该去上大学，获得学位，然后去酒吧当六个月的侍者，再当六个月的计程车司机。