In hindsight, the cigar was a mistake.

事后诸葛亮一下 是个错误。

You're invaluable, but you need the support.

纵使诸葛亮也需裨将辅助。

It's easy to be wise after the event.

做事后诸葛亮并不难。

Yes, two heads are better than one.

三个臭皮匠, 顶个诸葛亮。

Two heads are better than one, right?

三个臭皮匠胜过一个诸葛亮，对吧？

This is a story about two wise men - Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu.

这是一个关于两个聪明人的故事——诸葛亮和周瑜。

" No problem," Zhuge Liang said. " I'll bring you 100,000 arrows in three days."

“没问题，”诸葛亮说，“三天内我就可以给你十万箭。”

Zhuge Liang asked his soldiers to fill 20 large boats with many straw men.

诸葛亮交待他的士兵，把 20 艘大船装满稻草人。

This is why sometimes two heads can be better than one when you're in need of a helping hand.

这就是为什么当你需要帮助的时候，三个臭皮匠，顶个诸葛亮。

During the time of the Three Kingdoms, Zhuge Liang used such lanterns to give signals in battles.

三国时期，诸葛亮在战斗中用这种灯笼作信号。

Zhuge Liang The second one, Zhuge Liang.

诸葛亮 第二个, 诸葛亮。

Zhuge Liang's soldiers then turned the boats around and shouted, " Thank you for your arrows, Cao Cao. "

诸葛亮的士兵随后调转了船头，大声喊道，“谢谢你的箭，曹操。”

They say hindsight is 2020, but someone had to think this was not a great vision at the time, right?

虽然现在说有点事后诸葛亮，但即便是在当时看来，这也不能算是什么高明之举对吧？

I wish I had had the benefit of hindsight to say " no."

我希望我事后诸葛亮说“不” 。

Let Zhuge Liang come and go by himself.

让诸葛亮自己来, 自己走。

I know how much it hurts to be treated as less than an afterthought.

我知道被视为事后诸葛亮是多么痛苦。

Three heads are better than two, unless you have an objection?

三个臭皮匠胜过诸葛亮嘛，你有异议吗？

So you see, this is the real ability of Zhuge Liang in history.

所以你看, 这就是历史诸葛亮的真正能力。

And I said hindsight, you know, is not currently programmed into the start sit tool.

我说事后诸葛亮，你知道，目前还没有编程到 start sit 工具中。

No wonder they call you 'Clever Star.' You are really better than Zhuge Liang!

难怪他们称你为“聪明的明星”。你真是比诸葛亮还厉害！