Officially, it was a nasty bout of hemorrhoids.

官方的说法是，他的死因是严重的痔疮。

Yeah? Well, if you don't mind the hemorrhoids and the nausea, it's quite the party.

是么？你要是不算上痔疮和呕吐怀孕，倒的确不错。

The organic Preparation H in that basket.

篮子里的有机痔疮膏。

We no longer have a hemorrhoid problem.

我们不再有痔疮问题了。

" How are your piles today? " Maggie asked.

“今天你的痔疮怎么样了？”玛吉问道。

I got the hemorrhoid commercial! I start Monday!

我要拍痔疮广告了 周一就开始！

I'm fighting a losing battle with hemorrhoids here.

同痔疮搏斗 我注定要吃败仗。

I'm biting my tongue so hard I'm tasting blood.

我一句话憋着　快忍出痔疮来了。

That's going to be a long poop. You're going to have some hemorrhoids after that.

这将是一个很长的便便。之后你就会得痔疮。

Ooh, I forgot my sweet hemorrhoid doughnut I scored.

差点忘了我抢到的甜甜圈形痔疮坐垫。

Who am I wrestling for the hemorrhoid doughnut?

我跟谁掰腕子才能抢甜甜圈形痔疮垫呀？

You don't need hemorrhoids to enjoy it.

无论有没有痔疮都能享用。

I don't have hemorrhoids. - I hear different. May I finish?

我没有痔疮。-我听不太一样。我能讲完吗？

Well, what have you got, hemorrhoids?

呃，你得了什么病，痔疮？

Hemorrhoids are swollen veins near the anus and rectum, which can be painful and lead to itching and bleeding.

痔疮是肛门和直肠附近的肿胀静脉，会引起疼痛并导致瘙痒和出血。

Not only will this more natural stance make the movement faster and easier, but it will help prevent colon disease and hemorrhoids.

不仅仅是这种更加自然的姿势让你排便更快更容易，而且有助于避免感染结肠病和痔疮。

And I know the guilt fueling this peculiar tirade is obviously already swollen bigger than your hemorrhoids

我知道，这种特别的长篇大论所带来的罪恶感显然已经超过了你的痔疮。

For headaches, the temples; for liver problems, the little finger on the right hand; and for hemorrhoids, the back of the legs.

对于头痛，太阳穴；如果肝脏有问题， 右手的小指；对于痔疮，则在腿后部。

Anyway, after four years of acting lessons and waiting tables, I've done a hemorrhoid commercial and a production of Anne Frank above a bowling alley.

不过上了四年的表演课 当了四年服务员之后 我出演了一个痔疮广告 和一个保龄球球道上面扮演过安妮·弗兰克。

The Lord will afflict you with the boils of Egypt and with tumors, festering sores and the itch, from which you cannot be cured.

耶和华必用埃及人的疮并痔疮、牛皮癣与疥攻击你，使你不能医治。