That is the gay sex equivalent of " The butler did it."

这就相当于同志性爱版的 “管家干的”。

This thing is like the science equivalent of a sex tape.

这就像科学界的性爱录像带。

And I'd see a think piece about how millennials have replaced sex with avocado toast.

我会看关于千禧代如何用鳄梨吐司代替性爱的思考文章。

Good sex can bring connection, stress relief, affirmation, intimacy and fun.

良好的性爱可以提升关系、缓解压力，变得更加亲密和享受乐趣。

Sexual play has lost its first excitement.

性爱的初始激情已经消退。

Here are the plans for the new International Sex Building.

这就新的国际性爱建筑的计划。

OK, maybe full-on sex is a little ambitious, but there's other stuff that we could do.

也许全面的性爱有点吃力，但我们还可以干点别的。

Empty sex? Do you have such a low opinion of yourself?

毫无意义的性爱？ 你对自己的性爱经历有过这样的评价吗？

The only true form of safe sex...

唯全的性爱形式。

Right now she was in the middle of a sex scene.

此刻, 她处于性爱场景的中间。

And lastly, the simple fact that the patriarchy shows itself in the way men and women have sex together.

最后，最简单的事实就男女之间的性爱出现了父权思想。

Hey, let's play a game. Uh, " craziest sex in public" story. I'll start.

嘿，我们来玩个游戏吧。呃，“公共场合最疯狂的性爱”的故事。我开始吧。

That is not just the best form of sex.

那不仅仅最好的性爱形式。

Who can tell me the safest form of safe sex?

谁能告诉我最全的性爱方式?

Frank yet reverent sex scenes; limpid images of windows, streetlights, rain and roads: double check.

直白而又虔诚的性爱场景，窗户、路灯、雨水和道路等清晰的画面：都有。

But, there was sort of a pact I made to not do simulated sex scenes.

但，我达成了某种协议不做模拟的性爱场面。

It really creeps me out choosing other people's sex clothes.

选择别人的性爱服装的让我毛骨悚然。

And I got them a book on Kama Sutra for the Elderly.

我还给他们买了老年人的性爱宝典。

All your one night stands can't compare with what I got.

你所有的夜情也比不上我得的性爱。

And as we talked, she explained that she should have seen the fake sex video coming.

当我们交谈时，她解释说她应该看假性爱视频的来。