I separated them by New Testament hokum, Old Testament hokum, and general nonsense.

把它们分为三大类——《新约》屁，《旧约》屁，和普通的屁。

Three years, I listen to him piss and moan. For what, so he can eat the thing?

三年，到的都是屁和无病呻吟。为什么，就为了把它吃下去？

That's the thing about Andrew. He doesn't take crap from anyone. How can you not love someone like that?

Andrew就是这样的人。他从不任何人的屁。你怎么不会爱他这样的人？

So all that stuff about caring about me, that was just crap?

些所谓在乎的 全是屁了？

Here we go with the time travel nonsense again.

又要扯什么时间旅行的屁了。

Might as well have been. It's all ridiculous crap.

有最好了。 反正都是些屁。

Don't listen to these gutless environmental sissies!

别些胆小鬼环保娘娘腔的屁！

But he makes a mean bullsh-- pie.

但他这低劣的屁都能做出个馅饼了。

" It's her fu-ur which is so funny, " giggled the girl.

“是她的屁太好笑了， ” 女孩咯咯地笑着说。

And how is she literally the only thing you've never talked about?

为什么你什么屁都说却从没提起过她啊？

Says the professional bullshitter who has a brand-new vested interest in me bowing out.

狗嘴里吐不出象牙满嘴屁的你就是想说服退出。

" I'm shrinking, I'm dying, I don't have any dreams" ...

“缩水了，要死了，没梦想” 的屁。

Listen, you know that 'Nobody wins, everybody has fun' crap?

着，你知道个 “没有输赢，大伙尽兴”的屁？

She pulls that fifth-year crap, and then you don't feel like dealing.

说一通第五年律师的屁，你就完全不想再跟她争辩了。

They were the only three that even asked to be submitted, and it was because of bullshit like that.

而是只有他们三个提交了申请，就因为张报纸上的屁。

I don't know who said knowledge was king-- just an old fart, probably-- but he was right. I see everything now.

不知道是谁说的知识就是力量这大概是屁吧不过这是正确的 现在能看清一切。

Okay, will someone call Guinness because you just set the world record for the biggest load of crap in one sentence. - Oh, bite me!

快人打给吉尼斯世界记录吧。你刚破了一句里包含最多屁的世界纪录。- 去死吧！

" Well, if that isn't the greatest rubbish I ever heard, " cried Jo indignantly. " Why didn't you pop out and tell them so on the spot? "

“啊，这真是所到的最大的屁，”乔愤慨地大叫。“你为什么不跳出，当场对他们这么说呢？”