Well, it's a helluva sad story, Doc.

真是个悲剧 医生。

This has all been a giant misunderstanding.

这都是误会。

It's a hoax. It's a hoax. It's a big, fat hoax.

这是骗局。是骗局。是骗局。

Not for all the tea in China.

有也不去。

Fluent in French, very nice lie.

法语流利，谎言。

Hey, by the way, we have some really good news.

随带一提 家有消息。

And that was, for us, a major surprise.

对来说，这是个惊喜。

She wasn't. It was a huge mistake.

她不值得 那是个错误。

And when you are an unprotected baby, there's a tremendous amount of danger.

对于没有保护幼崽这可是危险。

Heavy sarcasm. I realized I had stopped walking again.

讽刺，意思到自己又停下了脚步。

We have him on videotape lying through his teeth to the DEA.

还有他在缉毒局面前撒下弥谎录像带。

I slept with George. It was a horrible mistake.

和 George 上床了，那是个错误。

Al-Halabi, who runs an Internet cafe, says he figured it was all a big lie.

阿尔哈拉比是一家网吧老板，他说他认为这是一个谎言。

Okay, okay. So, right. I'm going to tell you a very big secret.

，。。要告诉家一个秘密。

It's such a great message. Well, first of all I've heard the food is great.

这是一个消息。首先听说这里食物很吃。

At 7 days old, she can't exactly walk, but that won't stop her.

在7时候，还几乎不会走，但这并不能阻止它。

Oh congratulations, that's fantastic news! Are you excited?

哦，恭喜你！这可是个消息呀！兴奋吗？

You guys. You guys. Chandler's coming, and he says he has, like, this incredible news.

嘿 各位 钱德要来了 他说有个消息。

It would be an incredible honor to work for a man of your brilliance.

能为您这样才华洋溢人做事真是荣幸。

I am going to be getting married next month… Oh congratulations, that's fantastic news!

下个月结婚！哦，恭喜你！这可是个消息呀！