No, but then perfume would be a nice thing to put on guys.

不化妆，不过一般男孩水。

If I'm the eye, you're the tear. If I am bagel, you're my schmear.

我是眼睛凝望，君之泪水光芒。饼儿，君乃糖衣增芬芳。

It's not the first time I lost a girl to a cowboy spraying cologne. Bijan for men? Bijan for men!

这又不是第一次被水的牛仔抢走友。毕坚男士水？毕坚男士水！

Don't put it on like perfume.

不要像水一样。

It's the same if you wear perfume or if you smoke.

如果你水或抽烟，情况是一样的。

Men don't normally wear perfume, or at least they don't call it perfume.

男人通常不水，或者至少他们不称其为水。

And a misty valley is azure blue.

门外奇花布锦，桥边瑶草。

And the way I learned how to apply perfume was from my mom.

我学如何水的方法是从我妈妈那里学来的。

She's not naked. She's wearing the perfume.

她没有裸体。她在水。

If I am bagel, you're my schmear.

饼儿 君乃糖衣增芬芳。

Spray cologne at Bimbel's Department store.

我只是在宾贝儿店里水的。

So the last thing, Gris Dior, I wear fragrance every day and you know why?

所以最后一件事，Gris Dior，我每天都水，你知道为什么吗？

You have to spray your perfume from far away; otherwise it will stay in your clothes.

你必须从远处水；否则它留在你的衣服里。

It's not the first time I lost a girl to a cowboy spraying cologne.

这不是我第一次被水的牛仔抢走孩子了。

I feel like I'm more likely to wear perfume on a night out.

我觉得我更有可能在晚上外出时水。

And the last thing I put on when I actually got all the makeup on, is perfume.

而当我把所有的妆都化好后，最后一步是水。

I don't always think to put on perfume in the morning.

我并不总是想在早上水。

Pretty simple way of applying perfume, but it's my way.

水的方法很简单，但这是我的方式。

But one of the other things was putting on perfume and just always represented, like, womanhood and adulthood to me.

但另一件事就是水，对我来说，它总是代表性和成年。

Men should probably wear perfume because they smell a lot worse than women, but for some reason we don't use perfume!

男人可能应该水， 因为他们闻起来比人难闻得多，但出于某种原因我们不使用水！