Ever been taunted for your woeful wandwork?

你有没有因为的魔杖技法而受人嘲笑？

And he spoke in broken English.

他说着的英语。

This was a bad joke, it had to be.

这是的玩笑，一定是的。

No, you make crappy decisions on a daily basis, Dan.

不，你每天都在做的决策，Dan。

No, I don't wanna see your crappy kitchen in the background there.

不要 我不想看到你那的厨房作照片背景。

And the crappy plays, trust me, were not intentionally crappy.

相信我，那些的剧本并不是故意成那样的。

He defined philosophy as the finding of bad reason for what one believes by instinct.

为自己出于本能所相信的东西寻找出的的解释！

Oh. -Tryin' to read somethin' into it- lame girl move.

哦。-想找点潜台词出来才是女生的举动。

I make some sort of feeble excuse and spend most of the day in bed.

我找了的借口，那天大多数时候就赖在床上了。

He is too familiar, too noisy, and he cracks weak jokes.

它太放肆，太吵闹，还叽叽呱呱地说些的笑话。

Mm, yet you have time to send lame text messages to your acupuncturist.

然而你却有时间和你的针灸师发的短信。

In any game, there are winners and losers, unless it's some lame co-op thing.

任何游戏都有赢家和输家，除非这是一的合作项目。

I'm Carl Azuz with goat puns because they are tough to " bleet" .

我是Carl Azuz，以上是一些的双关语因为实在太难了。

Are you gonna make us pretend to be a bunch of lame characters with silly accents?

你打算让我们装作一群的角色说着奇怪的口?

And your bad jokes. and your complete inability to ever hide a single thing you felt.

还有的笑话。和你不懂掩饰自己的每一丝情感。

As he said, he was a good man, even if he was a bad Wizard.

正如奥芝自己所说的，即使他是一的魔术家，但是一好心肠的人。

This is the kind of behavior that inspires lame jokes like, why did the bear cross the road?

这种行为会引发一些的笑话，比如，熊为什么要过马路？

You went out the window? Well, another lame guy move. -Your mom's the sheriff.

你从窗户出去的？呃 又一的举动。-你妈妈可是警长。

An extraordinary assortment of people had already settled into half of the chairs: shabby and smart, old and young.

的和聪明的，老的和小的。

And no, this isn't the setup to a bad joke.

不，这不是一笑话的开头。