Tell that to the puke on my shoes.

不要欺欺人了。

Blue pill or red pill, what'll be, bro?

要欺欺人还是尽管试，兄弟？

Do you always talk in bumper sticker?

直这样欺欺人吗？

The kind who lies to himself about being a liar.

那种欺欺人的人。

As long as you keep lying to yourself about what you are.

要直欺欺人去。

But I think you are making a fool of yourself.

但我觉得欺欺人。

Why is lying to ourselves a problem?

为什麽欺欺人是个问题呢？

Well, clearly he's not if you're going behind his back.

那还背着他这么干，欺欺人。

But we can also kid ourselves.

但我们也可以欺欺人。

So that was us kidding ourselves.

所以这是我们欺欺人。

It was foolish to imagine otherwise.

拒绝相信这点是欺欺人。

Might he not be suffering from some huge self-deception?

他是不是犯了严重的欺病？

So, you know, the swirl is out.

所以 混捐不行 完全是欺欺人。

Yes, the game of make-believe is a simple one.

是的，欺欺人的游戏很简单。

Who are we kidding? You do, too.

别欺欺人了 也想去的。

It's a lie, you know. There's no switch you can turn off.

这是欺欺人。吸血鬼遏制不了感情。

People are laziest when they're in denial.

当个人欺欺人的时候，就是他最懒的时候。

I'm not fooling myself. Next year could be different.

我不是欺欺人。明年可能会有所不同。

Mistaking knowledge for truth is the root of all self-deception.

把知识误认为真理是切欺的根源。

Most of our platitudes notwithstanding, self-deception remains the most difficult deception.

尽管我们说了许多陈词滥调，但欺仍然是最难的欺骗。