Okay, I'll apologize to the 12 people who still go out and watch plays.

行，我就去跟全世界剩下12个还在戏剧人道歉。

I did my impression of Joan Rivers as one of the earliest amphibians.

我还模仿琼瑞薇最早两栖人。

I ask everybody who comes on the show that.

我问每个参加人。

They vote for the person they think should leave the show.

他们投票选他们认为应该离开人。

I gotta thank everybody who's watched the show.

我必须感谢所有观人。

It's a huge blockbuster with massive, elaborate sets and cast of thousands.

这部卖座巨片有许多庞大繁复场景，而且有好几千人参与。

And the people who have seen the whole show, which is not us.

- 还有过整场人，他们不是我们。

You can always spot someone who's never seen one of his plays before.

要找没过他人真是一捞一大把。

You're the one who doesn't want to be late for the show.

你是个不想迟到人。

And everybody from the previous gig had left.

上一场每个人都离开了。

This is a rare treat, and let's… you truly are the ones enabling the show.

这是一种难得享受，让我们… … 你们才是真正促成这场人。

Like, yeah, my people on tour.

就像，是，我巡回人。

So, uh, well, the director is insisting that whoever play that part...

导坚持这个角色人。

Because now no one on the play committee wants to talk to me.

现在筹备会人都不愿搭理我了。

Those who see it performed will not mistake the startling event it records for a mere personal accident.

过它人不会将它所记录惊人事件误认为是纯属人身意外。

Anyone that I've ever wanted to share the stage with, he's in my top five.That was really cool.

任何我想和他同台人，他都在我前五名。真很酷。

Jennifer, you don't strike me as someone who gets pre-show jitters, but what performance made you the most nervous?

詹妮弗，你给我印象不像是一个会在前紧张人，但是什么表让你最紧张呢？

He or she is the boss of the play – the person who is responsible for putting the play on.

他或她是剧本老板——负责人。

The heads of people watching a circus turn back and forth as they try to see every exciting act in each ring.

希望到每个场地精彩人脑袋不时转来转去。

Sometimes, he says, concert goers made only a little noise after a performance to show they liked it.

他说，有时候，听音乐会人在结束后只会发一点声音， 以表示他们喜欢它。