That is the gay sex equivalent of " The butler did it."

这就相当同志版 “管家干”。

This thing is like the science equivalent of a sex tape.

这就像科学界录像带。

And I'd see a think piece about how millennials have replaced sex with avocado toast.

我会看到一篇关千禧一代如何用鳄梨吐司代替思考文章。

Good sex can bring connection, stress relief, affirmation, intimacy and fun.

良好可以提升关系、缓解压力，变得更加亲密和享受乐趣。

Sexual play has lost its first excitement.

初始激情已经消退。

Here are the plans for the new International Sex Building.

这就新国际建筑计划。

OK, maybe full-on sex is a little ambitious, but there's other stuff that we could do.

也许全面有点吃力，但我们还可以干点别。

Empty sex? Do you have such a low opinion of yourself?

毫无意义？ 你对自己经历有过这样评价吗？

The only true form of safe sex...

唯一真正安全形式。

Right now she was in the middle of a sex scene.

此刻, 她正处场景中间。

And lastly, the simple fact that the patriarchy shows itself in the way men and women have sex together.

最后，最简单事实就男女之间出现了父权思想。

Hey, let's play a game. Uh, " craziest sex in public" story. I'll start.

嘿，我们来玩个游戏吧。呃，“公共场合最疯狂”故事。我开始吧。

That is not just the best form of sex.

那不仅仅最好形式。

Who can tell me the safest form of safe sex?

谁能告诉我最安全方式?

Frank yet reverent sex scenes; limpid images of windows, streetlights, rain and roads: double check.

直白而又虔诚场景，窗户、路灯、雨水和道路等清晰画面：都有。

But, there was sort of a pact I made to not do simulated sex scenes.

但，我达成了某种协议不做模拟场面。

It really creeps me out choosing other people's sex clothes.

选择别人服装真让我毛骨悚然。

And I got them a book on Kama Sutra for the Elderly.

我还给他们买了老年人宝典。

All your one night stands can't compare with what I got.

你所有一夜情也比不上我得到。

And as we talked, she explained that she should have seen the fake sex video coming.

当我们交谈时，她解释说她应该看到假视频到来。