A whoopee cushion is not an April fool's prank.

放屁坐根本称不上愚人节整人。

You, boy, ” she said suddenly to Neville, who almost toppled off his pouf.

你，男孩，”她突然对纳威说，纳威差点儿从他坐上掉下来。

Okay, relax. I took off the slipcovers, had them dry-cleaned and then fumigated the cushions.

好吧 淡定吧 把家具套给拆下来 送去干洗了 坐也熏蒸消毒了。

Yeah, the doors slide, the seats slide.

滑动门 移动坐。

I know there's a whoopee cushion under that pillow.

知道枕头下面有个放屁坐。

I've tried to zhuzh up my living room with some bright yellow cushions.

试着用一些坐来装起居室。

They stand over me, they start cursing and smoking and tearing up seats, y'know.

他们站在旁边，开始骂骂咧咧，一边抽着烟一边撕扯坐。

Your seat cushion functions as a flotation device, but did you know it's also fireproof?

座位坐其实是一个漂浮装置，它还防火，你知道吗？

A highchair and car seat! Wow Betty thank you so much! I really appreciate it!

高脚椅和汽车坐 ！哇，太谢谢你，贝蒂！真很感谢！

Your built-in tush-cushion is made of fat on top of some pretty hefty gluteal muscles.

你内置臀部坐是由脂肪在一些相当重臀部肌肉上制成。

Pick up your socks. Put down the toilet seat.

袜子捡起来，马桶坐放下来。

I'm gonna go to the bathroom. - Well, you put down the toilet seat.

要上洗手间 -上完把马桶坐放下来。

It makes itself comfortable on the soft upholstery.

它舒适地往柔软坐上一躺。

It's true. At the store, I had to put a seat on the toilet.

这是真。还得为店里厕所装上个马桶坐。

Here, shift a cheek so I can look under the cushions...

听着 高抬贵臀让看看坐下面有没有。

Look, I know there's a whoopee cushion under that pillow!

听着，知道枕头下有个放屁坐！

All children should be buckled in vehicles with an age- and size-appropriate car seat, booster seat, or seat belt.

所有儿都应该用与他们年龄和尺寸相符汽车安全座椅、辅助软坐或安全带固定在座位上。

I have a small one. But I have big pillows on the floor. I sit on those.

有一个小。不过地板上有大坐。可以坐在上面。

Oh, just leave the toilet seat up and the immigration people will totally think we are married.

只要把马桶坐立着，移民局人就会相信咱们结婚了。

All right, no...here we go: " Ergonomic heated seat cushion" No, it vibrates. Keep going.

好吧... 有了：" 符合人体工程学加热坐" 。那个会震动。接着翻。