That story is as unputdownable to a taxi driver as to a university professor.

这个故事叫程车司机和大教授都爱不释手，津津乐读。

Would you call me a taxi?

请给我叫程车好吗?

The guest got very drunk so they bundled him into a taxi and sent him home.

那客人喝酩酊大醉, 于是他们把他塞进程车, 送他回家。

I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver.

我认为每个人都应该去上大，获，然后去酒吧当六个月的侍者，再当六个月的程车司机。

That story is as unputdownable to a taxi driver as to a university professor.

这个故事叫计程车司机和大学教授都爱不释手，津津乐读。

Would you call me a taxi?

请给我叫辆计程车好吗?

The guest got very drunk so they bundled him into a taxi and sent him home.

那位客人喝得酩酊大醉, 于是他们把他塞进辆计程车, 送他回家。

I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver.

我认为每个人都应该去上大学，获得学位，然后去酒吧当六个月的侍者，再当六个月的计程车司机。

That story is as unputdownable to a taxi driver as to a university professor.

这个故事计程车司机和大学教授都爱不释手，津津乐读。

Would you call me a taxi?

请辆计程车好吗?

The guest got very drunk so they bundled him into a taxi and sent him home.

那位客人喝得酩酊大醉, 于是他们把他塞进辆计程车, 送他回家。

I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver.

认为每个人都应该上大学，获得学位，酒吧当六个月的侍者，再当六个月的计程车司机。

That story is as unputdownable to a taxi driver as to a university professor.

这个故事叫计程司机和大学教授都爱不释手，津津乐读。

Would you call me a taxi?

请给我叫辆计程好吗?

The guest got very drunk so they bundled him into a taxi and sent him home.

那位客人喝得酩酊大醉, 于是塞进辆计程, 回家。

I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver.

我认为每个人都应该去上大学，获得学位，然后去酒吧当六个月的侍者，再当六个月的计程司机。

That story is as unputdownable to a taxi driver as to a university professor.

这故事叫计程车司机教授都爱不释手，津津乐读。

Would you call me a taxi?

请给我叫辆计程车好吗?

The guest got very drunk so they bundled him into a taxi and sent him home.

那位客人喝得酩酊醉, 于是他们把他塞进辆计程车, 送他回家。

I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver.

我认为每人都应该去上，获得位，然后去酒吧当六侍者，再当六计程车司机。

That story is as unputdownable to a taxi driver as to a university professor.

这个故事叫计司机和大学教授都爱不释手，津津乐读。

Would you call me a taxi?

请给我叫辆计好吗?

The guest got very drunk so they bundled him into a taxi and sent him home.

那位客人喝得酩酊大醉, 于是塞进辆计, 回家。

I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver.

我认为每个人都应该去上大学，获得学位，然后去酒吧当六个月的侍者，再当六个月的计司机。

That story is as unputdownable to a taxi driver as to a university professor.

这个故事叫计程车司机和大学教授释手，津津乐读。

Would you call me a taxi?

请给我叫辆计程车好吗?

The guest got very drunk so they bundled him into a taxi and sent him home.

那位客人喝得酩酊大醉, 于是他们把他塞进辆计程车, 送他回家。

I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver.

我认为每个人应该去上大学，获得学位，然后去酒吧当六个月的，当六个月的计程车司机。

That story is as unputdownable to a taxi driver as to a university professor.

这个故事叫计程车司机和大学教授都爱不释手，。

Would you call me a taxi?

请给我叫辆计程车好吗?

The guest got very drunk so they bundled him into a taxi and sent him home.

那位客人喝得酩酊大醉, 于是他们把他塞进辆计程车, 送他回家。

I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver.

我认为每个人都应该去上大学，获得学位，然后去酒个月的侍者，再个月的计程车司机。

That story is as unputdownable to a taxi driver as to a university professor.

这个故事叫司机和大教授都爱不释手，津津乐读。

Would you call me a taxi?

请给我叫辆好吗?

The guest got very drunk so they bundled him into a taxi and sent him home.

那位客人喝酩酊大醉, 于是他们把他塞进辆, 送他回家。

I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver.

我认为每个人都应该去上大，位，然后去酒吧当六个月的侍者，再当六个月的司机。