Welcome to the Knight Bus, emergency transport for the stranded witch or wizard who wouldn't love to stagger into the streets, three sheets to the wind.
Oh, hello. -Hi. -Hi. Um, I need some advice from a professional. I'd like to get stinking drunk. Do you have anything that can accomplish that in a hurry?
And on the left, you've got something that is roughly the size of a shoebox, and it looks as though it's been covered in yellow butter icing by an incredibly drunk chef.